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Love is in the small things. And Los Angeles-based artist Amanda Oleander captures these cute couple moments in her illustrations. Drawing inspiration from her own romantic relationship and collecting memories from people close to her, Amanda perfectly shows in her relationship comics what love looks like when no one's watching.

Amanda is currently dating Joey Rudman. "[He] ends up drawn in most of my adult cartoons," she told Bored Panda. "We have been together for almost three years. He's the sweetest man I've ever met." The artist describes the bond between them as pure magic. "Before I met Joey if anyone told me their love and relationship was like ours I wouldn't believe it. It's nothing less than amazing. We can't get enough of each other."

"I'm enthralled by the way people behave behind closed doors, intimate moments with their significant others we never get to see. Those are moments that can’t be documented because if they were, it would alter the way the person behaved. So I draw them."

Oleander claims that each of her cute cartoons is inspired by a different concept. "I do wish that viewers take with them a sense of confidence and appreciation for the simple moments in life."

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Kireina
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hand ever so subtly grabbing her boob XD

Cookie
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Inhaling shampoo perfume all night - urgh.

Living In A World I’m Trying To Understand
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband always takes my ponytail holder out when I come to bed. He enjoys the tangle I guess.

Hans
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Medusa: the early days

Shmily Riley
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing's worse than when he props himself up on his elbow to reposition, on your hair. Not all screams from the bedroom are of delight.

varwenea
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that to my hubby. We both like my long hair so such is life.

Maggie Dougherty
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too also wear a pony tail to bed! I don't like it around my neck! Great pics, Amanda!! <3

Donald Holder
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fine with me. I love long hair!

magyarRóka
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like they were vaccum sealed inside their sheets...

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    Terror from Beyond Space
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Even a woman who is pure in heart and says her prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright."

    Kerri Russ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural girls, unite! (Okay, it's really that I'm lazy and he doesn't care but still...)

    borklaser
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, mustache makes it better. And stubble is not s

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    Jesse Watts
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep here in the north that’s winter legs.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not too hairy and for the longest time I didn't know the extent women can have hair everywhere.

    Anna Kravchenko
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural or no, no matter how much I leave my body be I'll never get the dark coarse hairs on my butt and back. That's probably a medical condition.

    Dinetk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An ex boyfriend used to call this my winterfur 😳

    Pattie Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I FEEL when I don't shave my legs often.

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife get mad if I bug her when she's doing stuff.

    Anete Evelone
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesssss i cant be hugging, meat is getting burned!!! Cooking and hugging doesnt match

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    TheKnightOwl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I envy women with husbands who do this, mine has never given me a surprise hug. Random affection; it seems women who get it all the time don't want it so much, and women who don't get it, would give anything to have it.

    Mae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TheKnightOwl My boyfriend does that from time to time, and I think it's precious, I love it. I enjoy cooking, he doesn't, so I cook and he does the dishes. And I think him giving me surprise hugs when I'm cooking is kind of his way of saying that he appreciates it.

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    LeAnna Lukas
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I'd give anything for a hug while I did dishes

    Lisa Shelton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT hug me when I am wielding a knife!

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even nicer when both are cooking. :-)

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have a knife in my hand please do NOT touch me.

    Mae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend often does that to me when I'm cutting something, I think it's precious ^^

    DParks
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% a chance for us guys to get in a quick boob grab, and pull the ol 'hot dog in the bun' move. Admit it.

    varwenea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine hugs me long enough for a snuggle and kiss.

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    Jennifer Farley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grooming behaviors, people. Way back when we used to pull lice out of each other's hair. LOL!!

    Balázs Zsigmond
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop doing this. Seriously. Broke up with my girlfriend, my skin healed. I get a pimple once in a while, but they go away in a few days. Met her a few days ago, immediately she pops one, and it persists. It have been three days already and it is still red. Just stop doing this. Please. Have mercy.

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    Kristi Moore
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It brings me sick-sick satisfaction 🤫🤫🤫

    Krow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well couples take care of each other

    Irene Fluit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eek! Would never pop another's zit...

    George Rakic
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do a lot of girls like doing this? I'm seriously asking???

    Mae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is just gross, and I've been with the same person for 9 years.

    varwenea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. I did that to my hubby TODAY!! On the same general area on his forehead too!

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    AIA
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a five month old and this one is quite true to life, down to the pumping equipment and the mess of clothes. I adore the tiny hearts floating above the parents. This is so sweet.

    Ben S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's looking at her with a little heart and she's looking at the baby with her little heart...

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    Madalina Stanciu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look very tired, but they also look happy!

    Pamula Furness
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my fave so far. Lovely!

    Elizabeth Butler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to read once while nursing my daughter. She noticed, BIT me, and grinned when I looked at her in surprise. She always had my full attention after that.

    Pattie Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'And my wife says she has so much to do when our baby was born". "Then why do I feel like c**p?".

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    Jade Lynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My man is a space heater lol

    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone paying attention to the discarded pants on the floor with the underwear still in them??? This is classic!

    Floor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Including some discharge. Nailed the details.

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    John Louis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not a good idea to date someone who has been infected with the alien from John Carpenter's, The Thing.

    Tania K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how there's always a sock somewhere on the floor, it is reality haha

    Kayt Arminta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the other way around for us, I melt my husband, I can only hug him and snuggle him for like ten minutes before he's too hot and wiggles away

    Phoebe Bean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I understand now all the twin bed thing in the old movies... LOL

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is ultra hot. I need to push him away sometimes.

    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby is my own personal heater... this is definitely us.

    Desiré Yen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also feel so hot when my husband holds me!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unbored Panda in the background.

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, if your girl is in the room and half naked, put the game down. Her game is much more fun!

    Jie Ly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont even spend time on my game when my gf is around

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    Patrick Bourne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promised her a romantic night, but THE WHOLE SQUAD IS ONLINE THO! :0

    Petya
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she even shaved the winter fur and put on a sexy underwear, so his game can wait.

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    Jonathan TARTESSE
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god, it happened so many times in my life... *_*

    Jason H.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'THUG LIFE' Bored Panda portrait on the wall... LOL

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she tired of home playing video games, or does she want/need something? Or both I guess.

    Clara The Idiot
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh me and my bf used end up playing together and he dragged me away

    Philippe Jespersen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha nice detail with the Youtube award. 😂

    M.J. J.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for bed!! One more quest!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caress-O-Detector. For unknown biological reasons only available to women.

    Gina Bean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me hahaha! My husband thinks I'm being nice and rubbing his back until he realizes that I'm really just searching for pimples to pop.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hates when I do that but I still do. 😂

    Laura Martin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG-I thought I was the only one!

    Deborah Fuhro
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby asks 'what is this here, no over more, yeah, what is that, I can't get it'.

    DParks
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will only end with her looking for land mines all ovee his back.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember doing this for my mrs, but i got frustrated with the rubbish brush they give ya, so I used one of my artist ones instead, much better job!

    Cookie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I've never thought of that! Indeed the brush is terrible. But I can't paint anyway (not even nails), so I don't think I should blame my tools.

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    Odette Boisvert
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband use to trim my Hooha when I was pregnant!! good times... NOT!!!

    Heather Bateman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh--mine too! I thought I was the only one!!

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    Jesse Watts
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish my hubby did things like this when I was pregnant twice... not even a foot rub

    TheKnightOwl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you. Two pregnancies and barely even made me a cup of tea.

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    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all have been so lucky...

    Janice Seagraves
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my husband trim my toenails while I was pregnant and couldn't reach them anymore.

    LeAnna Lukas
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband didn't touch me at all while I was pregnant. Unfortunate because I felt beautiful when pregnant.

    Tin Woman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see he also shaved her legs... Nice, then.

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope this is wrong. The dog always is in the middle so I can't touch my wife.

    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. And the little s**t will scoot hubby to the EDGE of the bed to prevent him from being able to touch me. We think it's funny, she's 14 now and we're making sure she's as happy as she can possibly be the rest of the time we get to have with her. (She's healthy. But 14 is a little old lady dog.)

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    Kristi Moore
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is so jealous that she needs to be in between us and if that doesn’t work she continuously licks my husbands face or balding head until he moves 😝

    Coca Camhi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sleep with one possessive cat who is in love with my husband and one overweighted diva cat that believes that our bed is her property

    Jessica Russian Sifontes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the dog goes between the people on the bed, and takes up the majority of space

    Deborah Fuhro
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet but the dog is usually between us, with his legs straight out in my back.

    Penny LeGault
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just need to add the other dog 🙂

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    Justine Nicole
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your username from Homestar Runner the Strong Bad email when he's reading the children's book but scribbled on it to make the page say "no two people are not on fire." If not I just wasted a lot of typing hahaha

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    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like acceptance for our quirkiest selves...

    It's Lit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe.. this one is my favorite

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of the day.........Hugs!!!

    Eric Larson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you explain the love between a man an a woman?

    Taylor Hamilton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh you’re finally home, I love you

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    Aqua Sky
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why everybody wanted to have morning kisses, knowing that the they have a bad breathe.

    Cookie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brush your teeth with a sonic toothbrush and scrape your tongue with a tongue scraper and your mouth will be clean all night and even in the morning. And no tooth decay!

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    Odette Boisvert
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son use to say about his daddy's breath; his words stinks in the morning... !! =0)

    Kristel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "His words stink in the morning" Brilliant!

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    TheKnightOwl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morning glory loses it's spark if you have to go brush your teeth first. When you're really into someone, morning breath hardly matters.

    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I at least brush my teeth first? You too. Thank you...

    Mark Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you both have bad breath then no one has bad breath.

    Pamula Furness
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they are equally yukky. Sadly, one is usually more devastating than the other, (my ex could knock a vulture off a pile of c**p from 20 paces), mine only 10 paces

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    Poppy Petal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Not in a million years of love!! Disgusting.

    Sheila Barrett
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww...no, not before brushing or at least swishing with mouthwash.

    Jean Hehn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand morning breath! Eew!

    Chess Wizard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your sister kissing you with morning breath? ;)

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

    Kayt Arminta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, and have the boobs for the pillows

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand. You only have to get that cold wet nose touching you once to learn to shut the door.

    Kate Yeti
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! I don't care if the cats watch ;) But the boy cat, Rex, gets suuuper jealous and possessive! Apparently, Rex thinks I'm his woman.

    Heather Bateman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse is when one of them is on the bed with you, but stays far away. He doesn't want to interrupt. Just wants to watch. And then you REALIZE he's watching. So then, it's like "hey, this is REALLY nice...but kind of creepy. But I don't want to STOP the nice for the creepy..."

    Desiré Yen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doggies love to run into our room to lick our faces.

    Maunty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why her nose cover his whole face lol

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    We Were On A Break!
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I have got that same black lines covering my private places! That's a relief, I thought I was the only one...

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably horrified by the black bars that keep appearing on the BP posts today!

    Stacy Lampron
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's freezing! She's under the water and he's got nothing! Haven't you ever showered with someone? Happens every time! One gets screwed while the other washes their hair or whatever.

    Tina Becerra-Hinsley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not coveting the water. He's terrified of it. Its boiling hot, and she loves it.

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    Aleksandra
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bf uses hot water that there's so much steam i can't breath.. and when we finish showering, i walk out into cold air happily, i like cold air after warm (hot) shower and he shakes with cold... it's hard to take a shower together lol

    xpurinx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that it's the opposite - I can't stand really hot showers

    M.J. J.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showering together = one person is warm and the other is freezing, until you switch

    Windkissed
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the other way around for me - I can’t take the HEAT!!

    Karl Mensik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I are just the different I love hot showers she loves cold ones will freeze me out

    ZEFCAT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She likes the cold aftershower ;)

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    Connie Bonneville
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm single & sleep on the 6" of the left hand side of my king size bed. Why?

    John Stackhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Winters, I always got crowded to the edge. My late wife behind or beside me and our dog between my legs or right at the soles of my feet!

    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better he fall off than moi...

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The hangover" (home edition)

    Krow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a good night of drinking be like

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    Aud Wey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a big NOPE for me. But that's just me!

    Kate Swartz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the big deal. I'm sorry but my husband watched me push out two babies, six minutes apart. Me changing a tampon is nothing.

    Brandi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate this one. We are both busy people and I never grew up in a house where the bathroom door was closed, even with my best friends. So, yes this happens. We leave the door open and continue conversation and continue on as we normally would. Over and done with.

    Elli Tiuku
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is completely natural! Why is that a big nope for you guys?

    Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing difference between European and American?

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    Kristina Ferm
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what the big deal is. Can not relate to all the "NO!!" comments.

    Demo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poo is still poo whether it comes from your nearest and dearest or the filthiest lice infested hobo, they both smell the same, and it aint fragrant... so yeah, "No"..

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    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell no. We got a rule - we pee and poop in solitude. Healthy for both sides.

    Kerri Russ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can honestly say this HAS happened a few times, usually if we're out of town in a hotel and there's limited space and timeframes. We don't plan it, but hubby has a good attitude towards menstruation. :-)

    Dawn Baik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's going a little far - even for someone married over 30 years

    Leslie Cully
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, NO. I demand SOME privacy!

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    John Nye
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's getting a drool shot.

    Gina Bean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's taking a picture of him sleeping...

    Jackie Weaver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's taking a pic of him drooling while he sleeps.

    Pat Corbett
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is recording his loud snoring to play back next time he complains about HER snoring.

    Denise L'Heureux
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His phone is on the table beside the remote so that must be her taking a picture of him

    Susan Gardner
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Saturday and she's looking at the list she made of things for him to do...

    Swamimami
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's checking webmd on her phone.

    Chess Wizard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's absolutely NOTHING in the drawing to indicate that. What it does indicate is that he is napping, and she is taking a photo.

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    Dario Flores
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. I think many here didn't notice that both have different shapes in their connectors; though, they perfectly match. That's what relationship are.

    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smiley face on her 'socket'! So cute!

    Karen Wickiam
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's an inny and he's an out. So.....He puts his plug in her socket?

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one. And they multiply!

    Devin Ellenwood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife was looking forward to going gray, but she's going silver instead. It's gorgeous.

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, just let yourself age naturally. You're beautiful.

    Petya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...I didn't want to dye my hair, but when I started having white hairs before 25, I quickly changed my mind. This isn't natural and beautiful at all at that age, but nothing I can do about bad genes, all women in my family had gone silver at an early age. But I am still against hair dye, as it smells awful, so I use henna instead.

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    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he's holding her, comforting or just so he doesn't cut the wrong hair, either way it looks very loving.

    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hairs of silver and a heart of gold."

    M.J. J.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pull out one and TWO grow back

    Teresa Stockroske
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your partner loves you, not a single hair you sprout will matter.

    MammaG
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she only wants a patch of short grey hairs on top.

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    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when my husband brushes my hair!!

    Living In A World I’m Trying To Understand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My absolute day changer! Everything's right in the world after he brushes my hair.

    Karl Mensik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to brush my wife's hair right before bed every night have done so every night for 27 years except when I was in the hospital

    John Stackhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late wife loved massages and spinal adjustments

    Teresa Stockroske
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh heavens help me, that feels orgasmic when people brush your hair for you.

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Love tto brush my wife's long, think hair. Below her butt. Takes an hour every morning. But it's great.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a man (in a romantic sense) brush my hair. I'd love it.

    Sarah Wright
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband loves to brush my hair. Prob because he started balding young and shaves his head. 😂

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    Maria K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under the starry night sky.. Lovely.

    We Were On A Break!
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I love to feel my woman's beard as well

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    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nice Saturday night. No TV, computers, video games. Just you two.

    Eric Larson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite times is to hold Sharon in my arms. What do you think?

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    Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay you are home! :)

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I great my husband almost on the daily. Love being HELD, I feel so home..

    Lilli Burnham
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend lets me do this but on her back its fun

    John Stackhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little girls would somehow wrap themselves around my legs when I got home! Nothing would do but getting on the floor with them to play. They do this with their little ones, now!

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    Cyndi H
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone covered in tattoos I love that some of these couples are too...

    Gemma Lees
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! I have lots of tatts, piercings and dye my hair various colours and my husband loves me just the way I am!

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    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You accept my rainbow-colored hair? I love you...

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a man! He bakes cookies without burning them!

    Diana Snow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look fun. Id hang out with them.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question, why is she sitting on the counter in her panties?! Just saying.

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making cookies in your underwear? Done a lot of different things with the Mrs over the years. Can't say I've done this...

    MammaG
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might want to check those cookies for hair.

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    Samantha Burns
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Alchemist by Paolo Coelho is a wonderful read and very short too. One of my favourites.

    Steven S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Alchemist. Great read!

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    Steffen Beth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every god damn time.... And then you can not move....

    Nina Cordova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I will not disturb you, my love. I'll just keep eating the popcorn till the movie's over...

    Shmily Riley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I tried watching LOTR.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you wonder why she wants 5o rewatch the movie a 100 times, she's never seen the ending.

    Bernice Wittwer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband every time he eats ice cream at night lol

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    Chris Pitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every dinner the first one to find a hair would shout out, it's okay, I got it.

    Cherie O
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww...my husband said he missed my hair everywhere when if fell out from chemo....now it is back and I am healthy and he is annoyed with it again :)

    Lou Blackwood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg thats sweet :) and i am really happy that you are healthy again ❤️

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    Petya
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are everywhere else, but at least not in the food, I always tie my hair when cooking. Even if one manages to fall in the food somehow, I usually notice and take it out, as they are quite long and hard to miss.

    Kymm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same! can't stand people with long hair who don't put it in a bun to cook! I have long hair myself and always paranoid some will end up in the food

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    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are loooong and purple, I can't even fake denial. But I can't figure out why his BODY hair is everywhere, so I guess we're even. (I married a yeti.)

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    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra protein. Price you pay if you and she loves long hair.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are more stars in the sky than words spoken by all humans ever.

    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's absolutely breathtaking when you get out into areas where there is no light pollution keeping you from SEEING them

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    Eric Larson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a bench that we did this. Where was yours?

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women always have a better imagination.

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    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pug is not amused.

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 28 years, my husband’s kisses can still make me melt.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other way around, she's the one with kisses that melt my heart.

    Getúlio Zagreu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t Amanda have LGBT friends?

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    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dance with me...oh, baby, won't you dance with me...

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    Heidi Revette
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still this way after 28 years...

    TheKnightOwl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I envy you. 10 yrs here, and the passion is gone. It's quite upsetting.

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    John Stackhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late wife loved for me to wash her hair as she talked with me.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great movie. And like the brushing, I love to wash her hair. Two to three times a week.

    Laura Rudgers
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE it if my husband washed my hair for me like this - but no books in the bath - ruins the book!

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    Friedlander Rosenzweig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you don’t need a fire to get that warm feeling!

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    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please clean the sink when you're done...

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "His and Hers" or "The luxury of two sinks"

    Elizabeth Tunstall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be opposite, lol. Drives me nuts that he doesn't clean up his sink.

    Ashley Mason
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has she never brushed her teeth before?

    Floor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always the one drooling and he can just walk around like nothing is happening. And then he looks at me like What?!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that they say "read my lips", but "read my t... " erm, well, was unknown to me.

    Laura Stephenson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this means that he can read her like a book lol

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming that he can read her like a book?

    Mari Meentalo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its more like 'reading her like an open book' or something of a sort

    John Stackhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dianne came up with the meaning...He can read her like a book!

    offline
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no- he is studying her body:)

    M.A.D.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how Necronomicon was made.

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    Bella Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch and gross gave me the shivers

    Toni Tangents
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be the other way round?? Men are the ones who often neglect personal grooming.

    Alusair Alustriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disgusting... It's not a matter of being in a longterm relationship, but a matter of your personal hygiene. Eww.

    Renae Rozewicz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house, it's the man feet with the sharp nails and the lady legs with the bloody scratches.....

    Lisa Nguyen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually other way around. =.=

    Lina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly people, stop with that "eww" :D I am pretty sure it's just exaggerated in the picture. It's how she imagines her nails might be because of the scratches on her husband's legs... You don't really think the guy is bleeding, right? :D It's just how it is pictured for better understanding. ;)

    Ugnė Lasmanavičiūtė
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how often i cut my toe nails, it still are sharp. and file doesnt help. I just got annoyng sharp nails form . My every sock have holes and my husband got scraches on its legs.

    Lina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine are like that as well, but the scratches are on my own legs :D I just scratch my one leg with my other one while I am sleeping :D :D :D

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    Lisa Conlon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no! Cut them nails girl.

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    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay back for all the times you get her hair in you mouth/face. Hehehe.

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    La Sam
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    <3 Where the Sidewalk Ends...

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    Kerri Russ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off into the great unknown?

    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you follow if I step out of this world?

    Sarai Morrissette
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for the first step. It’s a doozy.

    Maggie Dougherty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will follow you, where ever you may go!!

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    Emma Knappe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the girl on the right, but not out of disgust. Rather loneliness lol

    Craig Bryant
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she's about to taze them.

    Craig Bryant
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she's about to taze them.

    Lexie Faith Coban
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what the girl on the right is thinking Forever alone and this is a bit awkward.

    Jėšsīçå De La Souza
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girl isn’t much about showing PDA ... but sometimes I feel it so strongly 😢 😔

    David Cobb
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I was leaving old St. Ives, You met me and seven wives, Six of them think I'm divine, The seventh one of course is mine.

    TheKnightOwl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a forever alone moment like this woman. Prior to meeting my husband I took myself on a holiday, and out to a fancy restaurant. It was bad enough that after finding me a spot among the sea of couples, the waiter removed the extra cutlery set from the other side of the table, but then I heard gasps and whispers in my general direction. I turned to see the young lady in the seat directly behind mine had a young man on his knee beside her, proposing. She said yes, everyone clapped, I wanted to sink into the floor.

    Elizabeth Au
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been the girl on the right many times in my life lol

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    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an excuse to see who she's talking to on the computer.

    Maggie Dougherty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the dog saying,...what the....??

    Pamula Furness
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! He's breathing in the perfume of her hair. How romantic! x

    Diane Mackereth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the dude in the picture with nose hair??? ROFLMAO!!!!

    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    without the backstory, this is almost creepy...

    GC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New game. Take the couples from Amanda Oleander's pictures and place them in different settings. First up, this couple. They're on a bus. NOW look at them. Whoa, this old dude is just sniffing her hair.....yep, you're right stellermatt, way creepy. Also, what's up with the painting in the background? Amanda Oleander? Weigh in here love. We're loving your stuff though. Good fun.

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    WeWillJustSeeAboutThat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you first let her watch Dr. Who and she sees a Weeping Angel

    Alecia Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE those damn things! I get creeped out every time I see a normal angel statue now! 😂

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    Merilyn Horton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh: I am terrified of weeping angels!

    Jėšsīçå De La Souza
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or also when you just showed her Harry Potter and she first sees the death eaters or Lord Voldemort! Egag!

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife, always cold. I'm in shorts and no shirt and she's wearing flannel PJs and a blanket and sitting right next to for more warmth.

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    n Y
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with the dirty underwear theme?

    Pamula Furness
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hadn't noticed until you pointed it out. I don't know why some of us are ashamed of it. It's what a woman's body does to keep it's treasure naturally clean, is all.

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    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why black bar toons? that makes no sense... is the FCC around??

    Denise L'Heureux
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just looks like she's got a little pad on perhaps for incontinence

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the dirty underwear in this one? She looks naked to me, just out of the shower.

    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a sweetheart. But honey clean up your panty liner, just gross.

    Chess Wizard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Underwear get dirty. It's kinda their whole purpose.

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he's jumping around watching football I have the snacks to myself

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife knows better than to sit so close during the games.

    Robyn Mae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he may have whacked her arm and made her spill all over herself during his cheering,.. she would never spill like that.. ;)

    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't put your arm in front of my face...

    Diana Snow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just pretend to watch sports.

    Dara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, we keep the food.

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    Lina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my boyfriend when his visit is coming to an end :(

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    Friedlander Rosenzweig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what’s up with those parking meters? A bagel and schmeer sure would hit the spot right now!

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing, except, where are the cars?

    velocirrober
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't park there... they don't fit in those tiny spaces!!

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    Nadja Lambacher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah I am guilty of removing eyelashes... then you blow it away and make a wish!

    Elle Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep that up and you will be wishing for eyelashes. After a while, they don't grow back!

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    Shawn Ruester
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a G/f that used to "groom" my eyebrows cause I have some crazy hair in them that go totally different directions from the rest. She eventually gave up cause she said well every time I remove the one I think is guilty another one starts doing it.

    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are my faux lashes you are pulling...

    Kerri Russ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so us... I'm still talking while he's dozing off, not out of boredom but because I seem to wait until the end of the day to get all talky.

    Chess Wizard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her finger. She's found a stray eyelash, and wants him to make a wish, and blow it away.

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    Peggy Carlson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMMG I was just thinking the exact same thing😂😂

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or do these cartoons just get more odd as you go through them?

    Floor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're drowning in love. Like drooling, head in the clouds type of thing.

    Joanna Guthrie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...err...they make each other's mouths water? It's like a game of Catchphrase 😂

    Denise L'Heureux
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously there drooling over each other and madly in Luv

    Pamula Furness
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! Drooling over one another. That's Love/Lust for you!

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, What is this supposed to be?

    Dat.One_guy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these r just plain weird..

    WeWillJustSeeAboutThat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some floaters if you're going to drool that much?

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    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has come to the table without pants on and she does not care, that is love.

    Sheila Barrett
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that's his hand holding a roll.

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    Denise L'Heureux
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the look in their eyes indicates that they're about to copulate on the counter LOL

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, what's with sitting on the counter? Lol

    Laura Rudgers
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting on the counter looks cute, but is super impractical and unhygienic ... ah well.

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    Joanna Guthrie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's something like 'touching each other's hearts' maybe? Or souls?

    Floor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some random reason i just thought of: 'when two become ooonee - spice girls

    It's Lit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or do these drawings get weirder as you go along...

    Robyn Mae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am soooo into you, I can't think of nothing else... "

    srh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of them are a little weird though... o.O

    Les Child
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are totally into each other

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    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very much enjoyed these pictures. lots of great couples <3

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    Dorka
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy 2 get 1! :D :D :D

    Kerri Russ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those little moments when you look into his eyes and just see love. Aww...

    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We came here to buy veggies...no?

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    Lisa Hernandez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confused on this...is this two men? or is the girl a bearded lady or what what what

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    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have chronic insomnia, and SLEPT last night after being up for...over 48 hours. Yeah. It blows goats, and sucks moldy boulders through bendy straws. And there he is on the other side of the bed, sound asleep. And the dog, asleep. Some days I growl at him when he asks if I've slept. Other days, I just say no. It happens.

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    Kerri Russ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE that candy bar! ChocoLove Dark chocolate with cherries and almonds! The wrapper looks like it has stamps on it. My hubby definitely does this on occasion.

    Nina Cordova
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise me, my darling...is it dark chocolate?

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    Cookie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has to take off his pants first.

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    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew. not against it but can't wrap my mind around wanting to be a fully hairy woman.

    Chess Wizard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats to wrap your mind around? It's not any different than not having hair.

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    Desiré Yen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives Rapunzel a new meaning😁

    Kerri Russ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true love right there... alternative chick with natural hairy pits. I don't let mine get QUITE that long, though.

    Denise L'Heureux
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the feeling of smooth skin and the ability to feel how soft it is most man I dated always commented on how soft my skin was. I also agree with the fact that it tends to make you look more masculine having lots of hair on your body. And when I don't shave my underarms I noticed they get very sweaty and stinky so I'm for the Shaving although I know some European women prefer the natural look it's not for me.

    Cyn Hunt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just threw up in my mouth a little...

    Cassandra Soncrant
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last I checked, it wasn't Supposed to be long enough to braid. Pit hair gathers so much odor and do many oils that seep into the hair shaft. No amount of scrubbing will eliminate it either. It's just as natural to have long nails and long hair, yet I bet you that you cut those off. So f*****g shave. Disgusting. Just because it's natural doesn't mean anything.

    James White
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’ll keep him warm when it gets cold with her mane.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah dude - don't leave your socks on!

    Jason H.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, but the girl can leave hers on, especially if they are knee-highs!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Posted or it did not happen"

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, no cell phones!!!!!! unless you're taking pictures!!!!

    Ben S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to top it off, they're both looking at porn...

    Rosie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I'll admit it: I have never ever had a problem w/socks during sex. Never cared, never found them a turn off, for either partner. And yes, I'm female. We exist! If you got cold feet, ask your partner if socks are ok. OK?

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